![]() 07/14/2020 at 21:22 • Filed to: scarab, boatlopnik, coke boat, miami vice | ![]() | ![]() |
W orth the click I assure you
Business in front, party in the back
My friend got me looking at go fast boats on marketplace again and hoo boy that must’ve been some coke/hallucinogen combo they were doing that night!
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The goggles, they do nothing!
Succinct ad includes this assessment from the seller: “Boat needs complete paint it’s ugly”
I kinda dig it, you’re fast, loud and obnoxious already may as well go all in.
Bonus, here’s the link my friend shared that sent me down the rabbit hole: Black Magic!
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![]() 07/14/2020 at 21:28 |
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Having grown up around the water and being very passionate about boats, I HATE boats like this. Go fast boats are the epitome of every bad boat joke you’ve ever heard. Worst investments ever.
(I’d love to take one for a rip though....)
![]() 07/14/2020 at 21:35 |
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Yeah I’m on the water, too, and I’ve always wondered what the point of boats like this is.
![]() 07/14/2020 at 21:40 |
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It was my understanding that the Colombians got an excellent ROI from them...
![]() 07/14/2020 at 21:47 |
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Can’t argue with that!
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Same as a huge lifted truck that never leaves pavement. Nothing.
![]() 07/14/2020 at 22:48 |
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right - if you are going to go that direction, why not go all the way and get a turbine cat.
![]() 07/15/2020 at 12:15 |
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Boat needs complete paint it’s ugly
No. It’s beautiful.
This is the kind of boat I dreamed of as a child.